MEN’S RIGHTS, GUYS, MEN’S RIGHTS
there are not enough eyerolls in the universe
I put my dick in you, so now you have to carry my spawn for 9 months whether you want to or not! I’ll continue to be able to work normally, fly on airplanes, ride on roller coasters, and most importantly - drink regularly.
Also, my body won’t be changing unless you count the damage that pizza does to it.
PS, since I’m assuming we aren’t in a relationship this will probably salt your dating game for a while.
And I am absolutely certain that no woman needs to become pregnant who wishes not to become pregnant. Women taking full responsibility for their sexual activity and their bodies would mean that no woman would face the prospect of being compelled to bring a child to term.
w a t
I just snapped and sent Keith Ablow an email that said, “Veto?” over and over with different punctuation and emphasis and signed “Junior Senator of My Own Damn Uterus, Apparently.”
I got through one paragraph before my brain started to piss itself with anger.
Shaking my head at how, most of the time, ”men’s rights” actually really means ”I should have the right to take your rights away, it’s so unfair that I don’t! ”
“C’mon Marge, it’s uterus, not uteru.” .. ahaha.
I feel like only the ridiculous MRA stuff gets a lot of public attention, precisely because it’s so ridiculous. this guy is more of a men’s entitlements activist than anything else